Bring Me The Horizon Announce U.S. Tour With Knocked Loose, grandson,

We poke fun at Bring Me The Horizon a lot, because, well, because they’re a deathcore band that have since moved on to making shimmery Linkin Park fashion rock, and in our opinion that’s super fuckin’ goofy. But lots of people do love them in earnest, as evidenced by their fame and sales record, so those people will undoubtedly be pleased to learn that the band are planning to tour North America this fall.

Also on the tour are Knocked Loose (fuck yeah), grandson (a Canadian pop singer who occasionally uses harsh vocals, or something), and sliickbrain (an alternative pop star who sings over what sounds like dark Soundcloud beats). The tour dates are a mixture of shows and festival appearances, so some fans probably already know when they’ll be seeing the band; the rest can catch them at one of the dates below:

Sep 22 – Louisville, KY – Louder Than Life Festival *
Sep 24 – Brooklyn, NY – Barclays Center ~
Sep 25 – West Springfield, MA – The Big E Arena ~*
Sep 27 – Atlanta, GA – Ameris Bank Amphitheatre ~
Sep 28 – Nashville, TN – Nashville Municipal Auditorium ~
Sep 30 – Orlando, FL – Addition Financial Arena ~
Oct 01 – New Orleans, LA – Emo Nite New Orleans Vacation ~*
Oct 03 – Houston, TX – 713 Music Hall ~
Oct 06 – Los Angeles, CA – The Kia Forum ~
Oct 07 – Phoenix, AZ – Arizona Federal Theatre ~
Oct 09 – Sacramento, CA – Aftershock Festival*
Oct 12 – Minneapolis, MN – The Armory ~
Oct 14 – Chicago, IL – Wintrust Arena ~
Oct 15 – Detroit, MI – Michigan Lottery Amphitheatre ~
Oct 16 – Pittsburgh, PA – UPMC Events Center ~
Oct 18 – Dallas, TX – The Pavilion at Toyota Music Factory ~
Oct 20 – Denver, CO – Fillmore Auditorium ~
Oct 22 – Las Vegas, NV – When We Were Young Festival
Oct 23 – Las Vegas, NV – When We Were Young Festival
Oct 29 – Las Vegas, NV – When We Were Young Festival