Tommy Lee’s Balls Strike Again, Hammerfest UK Falls Apart, and More Top - Gothic Radio Station

Just when you thought you were safe from the ocular assault that is a photo of 60-year-old Tommy Lee’s junk… he goes and makes a shitty joke on Twitter with a picture of his balls from the back. Literally the worst way to photograph a scrote. But here we are, everyone — it’s 2023 and we’ve been in the darkest timeline for years now.

But still, this week wasn’t all saggy man nuts and eye bleach. In fact, we got a first glimpse at Mötley Crüe with John 5 in the mix and we learned about how Papa Roach’s drummer contracted Bell’s Palsy after listening to Slipknot’s Iowa. Oh and if you want to meet Zakk Wylde and get a guitar signed by him, all it’ll cost you is a Pantera ticket and a $3,250 VIP add-on.

All those story lines and more can be found in the list below. Oh and don’t forget we have an assload of other stories just waiting for your eyeballs to grace them with their presence. So do us a solid and check out the rest of the site. You know you wanna.

Please Stop: Tommy Lee Posts His Old Man Balls Again

Mötley Crüe Share Photo of Brand-New Lineup

Ex-Megadeth Guitarist Chris Poland Thinks It’d Be “Pretty Cool” If Dave Mustaine Played with the Kings of Thrash

Controversy Surrounding Hammerfest UK Has Forced Roughly Half the Bill to Drop Off

Sid Wilson Recalls Showing Iowa to Papa Roach Drummer: “His Face Drooped Out like When You Have a Seizure”

Pantera Engineer Says Zakk Wylde is the Perfect Fit: “There Is a Certain Personality, I Think, It Takes to Fill that Position”

David Ellefson Claims Megadeth’s Music Was Meant to be Played in Small Venues, Like the Ones Kings of Thrash Are Playing

Zakk Wylde is Offering a $3,250 VIP Package That Comes with a Signed, Stage-Played Guitar

Limp Bizkit Uses Deepfakes to Bring Joe Biden, Vladimir Putin, and Tom Cruise Together for “Out of Style” Music Video

Ice-T Says Dave Mustaine Wants to Write a Song with Body Count: “He’s Got at Us Already”

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