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Sharon Osbourne Once Took a Sh*t in Ozzy’s Weed
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This story… just… wow. If you already weren’t a fan of Sharon Osbourne, whether for her seemingly racist-ish tendencies, her treatment of Iron Maiden, or any other slight, you may have a new reason to feel a way about her. That’s because during a recent episode of The Osbournes podcast, Ozzy‘s wife and manager divulged that she once shit in her husband’s weed stash.
This stoner’s heart breaks at having to type that out, but apparently it’s true. Now, she says it was one of her methods of keeping Ozzy sober, which I guess is a noble enough reason to defecate in the dankness, but come on! Someone else could have enjoyed the bud, man!
Apparently having a family member shit in his drugs wasn’t even new when Sharon did it, as she apparently once got their daughter Kelly to do it. The now 39-year-old Kelly recalled the story during the episode, which was devoid of Ozzy himself but had comedian Margaret Cho sitting in.
“I found [Ozzy’s weed]. I came to mom, showed it to her, and then she’s like, ‘Kelly, do you need to go to the toilet?’ And I said, ‘No, I’m not doing this again for you, I’m too old now. I’m not going to shit in dad’s drugs.’ [So] she shit in it, and it was in this tiny Ziploc bag… she shit in it, zipped it back up again, and put it back. When he found out, he went nuts and chased us down the hallway.”
Unsurprisingly, this caused Ozzy to go absolutely ballistic — the right reaction, if I’m being honest. Jack Osbourne said he remembered his dad going “so fucking nuts and nearly knocked a door off a hinge at this hotel we were in.”
Talk about a really shitty way to get someone to go sober. But who knows — maybe Sharon just likes putting things near her ass, because she apparently used it to keep Ozzy from drinking, too.
“He wouldn’t stop drinking one time. He was drinking brandy, and I just got the bottle and rubbed it around my ass. And then he took a swig, and then he went back again, and then he looked at me and he goes, ‘You didn’t.’ And I go, ‘I did.’”
You can catch the full episode below.
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