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Sanguisugabogg Suspended from Instagram, Maybe Forever
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Sucks to suck. Ohio death metal band Sanguisugabogg has apparently had their Instagram account suspended. Why? No one knows. Literally, I don’t know, they don’t know—hell Instagram probably doesn’t even fucking know. The band claims they haven’t done anything to warrant such a reaction, but this is what happens when AI monitors our social interactions because it may be artificial, but it is certainly not always intelligent.
As of right now Sanguisugabogg only has access to the two WORST social media platforms, Twitter (X) and Facebook. They initially took to the former to make their fans aware of the situation, writing:
“123k followers and not one post was ever taken down. No music or posts have been flagged and wake up to this. Ridiculous.”
Sanguisugabogg then got on your parents’ favorite site ever, Facebook, to comment about the situation as well:
“We got zucked and are appealing. This is the first time we’ve ever had to deal with this”
It’s an obvious joke, but “we got zucked” is such a funny phrase to me. Yes, y’all got zucked and fucked for sure. (This is somehow extra perfect, since their latest single released was called “Permanently Fucked.” Self-fulfilling prophecy, much?)
If I were to speculate as to the reason why, maybe it has to do with the fact that they have such a marble mouth band name that no one can say. I’m probably the last one on the “Google wtf this means” train, but it’s a portmanteau of sorts, combining the word “sanguisuga,” which means “leech” in Latin apparently, and the British slang word for toilet, which is bog. So basically, a toilet that sucks the blood…out of your asshole?
Instagram is a toilet, and it sucked the blood out of the band’s asshole profile….IDK, leave me alone. Sanguisugabogg are working on their third album, so at least we’ve got something to look forward to.
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